stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
