I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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