would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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