I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just gargled with NyQuil
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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