My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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