he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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