I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
