Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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