The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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