"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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