they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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