Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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