She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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