quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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