so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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