Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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