i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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