Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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