we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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