just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Pooping to opera.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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