its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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