Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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