Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you guys were way drunker than both of me
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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