called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
