yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
