My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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