wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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