Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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