so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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