i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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