is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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