See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just had sex on a roof
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize
