I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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