...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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