The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I would fuck him just for his dog
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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