fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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