That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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