idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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