dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Randomize
