when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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