Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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