butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think I died a long time ago.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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