did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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