So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
