North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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