you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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