you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
