I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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