I just cut my nipple shaving
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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