belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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