She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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