I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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